A woman was on the way to winning £100,000 on a game show,
but her final
question was suspended for the next night.
Her husband sneaked into the
studio and found the question and answer.
He raced home and told
his wife "Your question is
'What are the three main parts of the male
and the answer is 'The head, heart and penis.'
thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."
Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks,
"For £100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You
have ten seconds."
"Um... the head."
"Good. Eight seconds."
"Um... the heart."
"That's right. Five seconds."
"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
"That's close enough! You've won £100,000!"
Saturday, 15 December 2012
Friday, 14 December 2012
Thursday, 13 December 2012
Is There Really 4 Weeks In Every Month?
Just How Thick Are You?28 Days In February
30 days, 31 days, 30 days, 31 days, 28 days, 29 days....
When a company says you pay every 4 weeks,
Your Mind just Associates the 4 weeks with the word MONTH
So you realize if your paying every 4 weeks for a 12 month contract,
your paying for 13 MONTHS... NOT 12 right?
I call this new month...
RipUary, or RobbedEnder, or WeSly, or Aug'uBust, maybe SlyTember, WeRobYe
how many days in a year?, how many days in a month? how many weeks in a month?
If there is 7 days in a week
and there is 4 Weeks In Every Month
how can a month have 28 days, 30 days and 31 days?
Lets do this slower
7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month,
so.... 7 x 4 = 28
and oddly 4 x 7 = 28
but see that only covers febuary........ right?
all the other months have 31 & 30 days, which makes up "Extra Weeks"
and if u change the month at the end of every 4 weeks... then you get RipUary....
the illusive 13th month that sits between Fkember & Slamuary
There's 13 Months in a Year.....
the only month that actually has 4 weeks (4 weeks being 4 lots of 7 days)
So watch out for these tossers who scam you out of a 13th Payment.......
If Its TO GOOD TO BE TRUE.. then it normally is.....
get a loan now, pay it back in easy installments every 4 weeks for the next twelve months : /
so they rob interest & a 13th payment.... B£ST$RDS : /