Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Game Show

A woman was on the way to winning £100,000 on a game show,
but her final question was suspended for the next night.

Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer.

He raced home and told his wife "Your question is
'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy',
and the answer is 'The head, heart and penis.'

The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.
Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."
 

Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, 
"For £100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."
 

"Um... the head."
 

"Good. Eight seconds."
 

"Um... the heart."
 

"That's right. Five seconds."
 

"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
 

"That's close enough! You've won £100,000!"

Friday, 14 December 2012

On The Green Again Its All Balls


If u stand their in Rupert the bear pants
saying you just been on the green....

no one looks twice....

yet... u say that wearing jeans..... 

and people say..

u got any left & is it any good  : /

Gooftube


Google have Broken Youtube AGAIN....



Maybe they should rehire that team of Specially Trained Monkeys...
you know... the ones they used to send to fix it.....




Thursday, 13 December 2012

Really 4 Weeks In Every Month Just How Thick Are You?

Is There Really 4 Weeks In Every Month?

Just How Thick Are You?

28 Days In February
30 days, 31 days, 30 days, 31 days, 28 days, 29 days....

 4 weeks?

When a company says you pay every 4 weeks,
Your Mind just Associates the 4 weeks with the word MONTH

So you realize if your paying every 4 weeks for a 12 month contract,
your paying for 13 MONTHS... NOT 12    right?

I call this new month... 
RipUary, or RobbedEnder, or WeSly, or Aug'uBust, maybe SlyTember, WeRobYe


how many days in a year?, how many days in a month? how many weeks in a month?

If there is 7 days in a week
and there is 4 Weeks In Every Month
how can a month have 28 days, 30 days and 31 days?

Lets do this slower

7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month,
so....     7 x 4 = 28
and oddly 4 x 7 = 28
but see that only covers febuary........ right?

all the other months have 31 & 30 days, which makes up "Extra Weeks"
and if u change the month at the end of every 4 weeks... then you get RipUary....
the illusive 13th month that sits between Fkember & Slamuary

 There's 13 Months in a Year.....

the only month that actually has 4 weeks  (4 weeks being 4 lots of 7 days)
is February

So watch out for these tossers who scam you out of a 13th Payment.......

If  Its  TO GOOD TO BE TRUE.. then it normally is.....


get a loan now, pay it back in easy installments every 4 weeks for the next twelve months : /

so they rob interest & a 13th payment.... B£ST$RDS : /








Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Problems At Liverpool Airport With Wheel Thieves

 

Problems At Liverpool Airport With Wheel Thieves

Ya just cant park anything anywhere....



Lions Bite Back


The Lions Bite Back

You go round the side,

I will go under the car.... And you dive on the bonnet...

We'll teach em to keep us in a safari park...

 

 Lets eat one of them this time to.....

I don't think they got our point last time....