Saturday, 8 June 2013

Northampton Bar's Its Benches


Can you really believe this,,, Northampton Bar's Its Benches to stop the homeless sleeping on them
and not only that... look at the Spacing and the Height.... do they not realize just how many kids are going to kick them and snap them off?  I personally preferred it when kids just played with sticks..
and why two bars ? would you sit a baby between them or something?  i mean wtf
wonder how much council tax was spent on making and fitting those bars....




Friday, 7 June 2013

Join The Peaceful Protest with Anonymous

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It will cost you nothing only a bit of time...
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Bedroom Tax Songs (Lyrics)


 


feel free to make Song Suggestions in the "Comments"
If i no the song i  MIGHT  give it a go and edit the post to include it..

Here's some mini examples so far....


Pink Floyd - On The Turning Away
Atos lays in its claws...
to the weak and the helpless
the social closes its doors.. no more money for you..
they'd rather bail the banks out
and watch our country going down the spout
you can bet this will end in a war
while were dragged out our door

No more money to spare...
and yet they ride in their limo's
they have bimbos on tap.. reservation's at 6
they will still enjoy their party's..
they will still have 2 or 3 homes
as for you well you wont and you can't
coz they don't fkn care...

The Beatles - Eight Days A Week
Ooo i need my rent man..
We know you know its true...
but your not gona pay man...
So my time here is through...
Homeless...
Starving...
Can't even wash my cloths
So now im sleeping rough folks...
7 days a week...

7 days a week..
I don't get to eat..
7 days a week
I spend my days and nights on the streets
oo i need my rent man
so please stop fkn round...


Bob Dylan - Blowing In The Wind
come gather round people
and lend us your ears..
because this bedroom tax bullsh*t
makes genuine tears..
and it wont be that long till were all in the street
because they seam to like fkn us over..
so come grab a placard..
and stand ere and look ard
coz the times they are a changing...

come gather round people
where ever you roam
and lets knock this cameron guy
right from his thrown
hes attacking the poor while feeding the rich
and now we've all just become targets
were just middle class.. meant to take it up the...
and the tax oo how it pains me...
I guess it all depends what way ya wana take it
but anyone wants to sing something i can probs re-write it a number of ways like lmfao



Public Domain - The Battle Hymn of the Republic
My ears they heard this bullshit
Well i figured it can't be true 
That them tory nazis gona steal your home from you
Well I was wrong and so they have they ripped us from our homes 
And sacked off crisis loans

We recycle all our rubbish but yet we still pay
And they clearly sell the shit their paid to take away
Shouldn't it be cheaper rates recycling tins and glass
These fekers can kiss our ass

Tory tory partys nazis
Rippin off the week and helpless
Their the kinda fuckers who will kill the NHS
You no that targets next

Cameron he makes promises he knows he cannot keep
Someone needs to lay some eggs upon that fuckers beak
Why they've not been fkn burnt iz a mystery to me?
Because Shit doesn't burn so drown em at sea..


The Beatles - I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
what would you do if your ass hit the street
and your whole life got flipped upside down..
would you kick off.. have a rant and a rave
or just send your self to the grave,
oo we'll get by when that asshole gets hung...



Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues
I hear the bailiffs commin..
smashing through my door
8 seconds later i was handcuffed on the floor
coz i had an extra bedroom
So i just had to go..
and now im in the gutter..
like every other joe  : /


Melvin Endsley - I Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
I never felt more like singing the blues
I never thought... that ide ever loose my home...
because it had 2 rooms...
now im living on the kerb..
no food or heat... what a nerve...
camreon just yeah doesn't care
ooooo lol


The Beatles - Norwegian Wood
I once had a flat... but they all said... it was to big...
All night poked in the back.. by my new bed..
because Its made out of twigs
I had a home.. yet now... i live with the tramps
all so our leaders... could help... bail out the banks...


Public Domain - Johnny Comes Marching Home
cameron has been here before.. was her.. that maggie... that maggie
he seams just the same and gives us the..  pain..
that maggie.. that maggie
camerons just a nob.. needs to get a real job..
and just leave us alone... to get on with a lives
and its just so wrong...
what the governments doing here... 


Public Domain - Ghost Riders In The Sky
When they rolled in the bedroom tax... we began to cry
but the last thing we expected... was for people to die
this madness needs to end today.. or Liverpool it will fall
this is an atrocity.. this government is fkn us all


camerons pulling money that's meant to pay our rent
and all the bullshit budget figures.. the whole systems fkn bent
wont be long till were all out with no where else to live
Stripped away our funding.. leaving nothing left to give...



Public Domain - We Shall Not Be Moved
we wont take your crap no more,we shall not be moved
we wont pay this tax no more, and we wont be screwd
this whole systems wrong and we are sick of taking this
Camerons just a useless ass who clearly takes the piss : /
im not to up on the whole melody of that one


Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall Part 1
We don't need that Cameron ass-ole...
We don't need  bullsht from the dole...
This country.. just needs some real.. Jobs...
And a lot less hassle.. from these god dam nobs..
hey.. sht bags.. pay my fucking rent....
coz if you don't... your gona.. get a brick from my wall...
ooo or a might use two.. Just to sandwich ya balls...


Public Domain - Any Old Iron
any old iron.. any old iron, any any any old iron..
I need some rent coz the governments bent,
the budgets spent and they blew my rent...

Bob wrote these... took him 10 mins to provide them all.. so erm.. round of applause :P







Thursday, 6 June 2013

Reflecting On OVER A YEARS Job Search In Liverpool


These people in BOOTLE job centre.. the ones behind the desk..
their are a few who look right down their nose at you.. like ANDREW with the glasses and the iffy looking moustache... let me clue the WORKING WORLD in why theirs just NO FKN JOBS IN LIVERPOOL
let Alone Bootle.... this is the kinda f*cking SH*T they approve  right here...
   ALL GENUINE PRINTED IN BOOTLE JOB CENTRE...

Up First the job they love, the people you hate....
Here is a job posting for an "Employment Adviser"
this crap was clearly approved by the people who are said to not only get you work, but the same said people who have a JOB.. yet CAN'T DO IT RIGHT!!! 


I thought ide share this... as it just shows the sheer quality of Our Very Own "Employment Advisers"  These are ALL genuine print outs from Bootle job centre, its clear they need to hire Employment Advisers isn't it...  I mean who approved this ROFL

Swiftly moving on... (because clearly one is an accident right...  2 is a f*ckin joke, 3 is taking the p*ss) but yeah.. that's right.. you guessed it.. here we go again...



So this one, besides NO way to apply again.. notes your basically the cleaner.. the nappy changer.. the activities co-ordinator, the secretary.. the social worker... you'd need drugs just to fkn work their right?  why not gimi a chefs hat and i'll be the f*ckn cook to... or is that the one job you let your mum or auntie have?   also what's the AND.. drug testing AND... oo the list goes on with that one.  Night worker.. porter.. care assistant... you mean an RGN but with no paperwork so you don't have to pay RGN wages right?  HIRE SOME ACTUAL  STAFF YOU CHEEP FKN TW*T 
so that's £152.4 a week.. your rents like what? how much is your council tax.. 
and clearly someone's sleeping in.. but its NOT YOU.... YOU CLEARLY WONT HAVE TIME TO SLEEP

and next up...

Ok now we have a job that pays NOTHING...  awesome.. and for that honor you get to mill glass?  your also required to read measuring equipment?  ARE THEY ASKING OR STATING...  and wtf is  &nbsp  sounds like some kinda racist political party.. is this a petrol bomb making machine.  am i using blue prints to operate the machine because theirs NO manual for it, or making stuff from blue prints, please clarify.... THE WAGE because i just cant see £0.00 competitive at all
and 40 HOURS  (AVERAGE PER WEEK)  can we take a guess on a bad week its 48.. not 38 right?  it does NOT mention overtime.. so its either 40 hours a week at one rate, then overtime over 40 hours.. or its work till as late as WE say.. and Zero wage on top lmfao




Now dig this oldie..
You have NO job.. you have NO money and look what the cheaky fkrs want off you...
(and blatantly its commission based to)  this sh*t shouldn't even be allowed...




one would assume thats a Stock Broker.. its a fkn cold calling job over the phone.. hi can i.. hi can i.. hi can i.. hi can i just stop wasting my phone bill.. hi can i.. hi.. im.. erm.. wow you never hung up.. can i interest u in.. beep beep beep..   dam.. almost.. high can i..

also you know you fkn employers need to realise when adds get posted like  "OUR CLIENT IS LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE HARD WORKER TO JOIN A TEAM"
loosly translated.. some sly little c*nt wants 10/20 people to come work like slaves for 12 weeks so they can get some government funding.. mean while u cant sign back on after they lay you of for 7 days, because you been OFF the dole longer than 2 weeks, but not over 13 weeks, so you loose that bk to work bonus to

NAMES TO AVOID.. for further information please call Marie Maguire,  yeah her.. you may remember her from reed employment zone in bootle, scamming slaves into Dams International for 12 weeks, for that yanky slime ball john smith... Shes still out their touting for nob heads to hit agencys that just abuse you for 12 weeks then fk you off....  end up a month behind on rent, council tax and atleast 3 weeks with NO fkn money.. and you won't ever truly recover from working their IF you enterd that job after being unemployed for a couple of years.. it'll dam near kill you.. as for Fork Lift needed at dams... NOTHING comes in on Pallets.. inc them 80 filing cabanets.. now stand on this fkd pallet while we lift you in the air... LITTLE BASTARDS & A SLY LITTLE BITCH....  i ever meet you bitch and you are getting a slap.. your NOT a woman... so thats irrelevant.. your a fkn untrustworthy lying witch & you were sh*t canned from reed for your transgressions.. but clearly u never learnt.. guarantee some smack heads gona get you one day.. their bound to lmfao



so my back to work agreement.... I MUST Contact 4 employers a week, I MUST apply for at least 2 jobs a week,  sadly out of all my skills & tallents (and trust me im a fucking genius)

.. a fucking crystal ball isn't one of them
is their a Training Course for it and a badge?

OOO GOODY.. ANOTHER ACTUAL DOLE JOB...



Involve what exactly.. HTML coding and f*ckin web design? : /
get you ALL HYPED UP.. then loose the fkn plot....

A company as BIG as Vodafone.. cant even pay for a CRB let alone get it free for charity related purposes  ?



these dick heads want you to cold call abroad (COMMISION ONLY)

HI AUSTRALIA.. would you like to buy.. beep beep beep.. hi australia would you like to beep beep..   W*ankers cant even tell the fkn time.. 5am or 4.30.. 30 mins not much.. hold ya breath im counting.. 3.. 2.. 1  and go...



IE help us sell of the rest of the UK..

Ok another real old one for ya  2010...
(and this ones still available today 2013 if you want it)



What other f*cking aspects are their... you mean fitter? must have own transport & tools or fkn WHAT!!........  only 30 mins lunch.. no morning break or nothing no?

next up....
Own Initiative OR following a fkn Script?  ber in mind this one is listed by fkn Sefton @ Work


Cleaning Experience Preferred?... you all seen that one.. well an adult applying for a job simply should at-least be able to handle a hoover or a mop right?

the next one means.. THEY RING "ME" I QUOTE £600+  i then ring you and you get 6%
they also fail to mention IF you use your car for business purposes (driving to WORK is NOT the same as Using it to get to Varied Job Locations)  so you get fkd to for NO business insurance..


fuck you helen... they just got 6 points and also lost their car AND got a fine for NO insurance.... and £75 court costs...

This Vacancy Is being Advertised On Behalf of FK YOU.. AGENCY'S SUCK and are KILLING LIVERPOOL....

WTF IS THIS...
an understanding of.. is.. or.. when.. what.. where,, English welcome but not a required qualification then no?  




also quote "Transport Co-Ordinator" in the Subject box.. fine..
And the EMAIL ADDRESS IS?  IS?  IS?  wtf?  
How About YOU Co-Ordinate An @ Sign and some sh*t before and after it hey
and just MAYBE you'll get them emails...
And whats fkn this  "Ensure all veichle fleet is properly maintanted"
this a fkn secretary, hvg fitter and outright gobsh*te required or what?



This ones for a Looser with NO life or Friends or Family...



it either DOES or it DOESN'T...  so fkn organised u duno if you'll still be working at 9pm
So its a "Printers"  maybe working till 9, so someones been tryna get hold of someone with a list of names for an event, its took 3 hours to get the names from the venue, its took 2/3 hours to get hold of the boss at the printers, then the lads work like the clappers to get them printed.. Does this "Experience in Distribution"  really mean handing round them flyers they spend the day printing.. your suposed to feel lucky you have a part time job while you trapse round in the fkn rain and wind all because 3 people couldn't communicate faster.. so now ur under preasure working ur ass off.  I can only imagine being handed a £10 note and upon asking whats it for.. the bos says get change of 2 fivers & give the helpers 1 each as he points to a couple of guys who cant even read english.

are any of these people you trust your lively hood with.. your home.. your meals on the table.. your ability to sleep at night wondering if you'll be sacked tomorrow for not picking up someone's dry cleaning.. or taking their car the car wash, or picking up their lunch on YOUR dinner hour....
I say dinner hour.. It's actually 25 mins.. 19 by the time you get to drop what your doing...
After All....   Isn't that what  "ANY OTHER RELATED TASKS"   MEANS?

WTF is a Cleaning Operative...

Leaflet Distributor.. TW*T who throws a load of junk through your door...


here was a fkn classic "Temporary Front Of House Janitor"
that mean you man the desk and mop the floors and erm.. run a B&B or a fkn hotel or some sh*t : /
Hi heres your room.. sorry for the last visitors mess i shall fetch the maid... nips off to fkn change into a maids outfit : /

Wanted... Passionate... Confident.. Telesales
IE.. Pushy Obnoxious caller trying to force you on your own personal land line to buy something you DON'T fkn want....

Must have Proven track record and 2 good references.... why would then need a fkn job if they had that you thick fekrs

This is a self employed vacancy. This is a great opportunity to develop negotiation skills
IE... LEARN TO BULLY PEOPLE OVER THE PHONE

TRUST ME THEIR WILL BE MORE SOON!!!!!