These people in BOOTLE job centre.. the ones behind the desk..
their are a few who look right down their nose at you.. like ANDREW with the glasses and the iffy looking moustache... let me clue the WORKING WORLD in why theirs just NO FKN JOBS IN LIVERPOOL
let Alone Bootle.... this is the kinda f*cking SH*T they approve right here...
ALL GENUINE PRINTED IN BOOTLE JOB CENTRE...
Up First the job they love, the people you hate....
Here is a job posting for an "
Now dig this oldie..
one would assume thats a Stock Broker.. its a fkn cold calling job over the phone.. hi can i.. hi can i.. hi can i.. hi can i just stop wasting my phone bill.. hi can i.. hi.. im.. erm.. wow you never hung up.. can i interest u in.. beep beep beep.. dam.. almost.. high can i..
And whats fkn this "Ensure all veichle fleet is properly maintanted"
this a fkn secretary, hvg fitter and outright gobsh*te required or what?
So its a "Printers" maybe working till 9, so someones been tryna get hold of someone with a list of names for an event, its took 3 hours to get the names from the venue, its took 2/3 hours to get hold of the boss at the printers, then the lads work like the clappers to get them printed.. Does this "Experience in Distribution" really mean handing round them flyers they spend the day printing.. your suposed to feel lucky you have a part time job while you trapse round in the fkn rain and wind all because 3 people couldn't communicate faster.. so now ur under preasure working ur ass off. I can only imagine being handed a £10 note and upon asking whats it for.. the bos says get change of 2 fivers & give the helpers 1 each as he points to a couple of guys who cant even read english.
here was a fkn classic "Temporary Front Of House Janitor"
that mean you man the desk and mop the floors and erm.. run a B&B or a fkn hotel or some sh*t : /
Hi heres your room.. sorry for the last visitors mess i shall fetch the maid... nips off to fkn change into a maids outfit : /